Adam Lambert: look how sexy I am! check it out! check it out!
Demi Lovato: I can sing higher than my fucking vagina.
Adele: I claim to be a singer even when I scream a lot.
Christina Agulira (or what the fuck her name is): no bitch. give that line to me.
Sia: well.. I can try everything. I don't mind. the world is beautiful! life is beautiful! dogs are beautiful! gays are beautiful! kids are beautiful! pop music is fun! And I'm a fucking "Sia the pop star"! Hallelujah.